50 jokes about cherries

If you’re in the mood for some light entertainment about cherries, I’ve got you covered. From puns to wordplay, there are many ways to make jokes about this delicious fruit. Get ready to add a little sweetness and laughter to your day with these cherry jokes!

1. Why did the cherry go to the doctor? It was feeling pitted.
2. What do you call a cherry that’s been crushed into a paste? A jammy situation.
3. How do you make a cherry turnover? Push it down a hill.
4. Why did the cherry break up with the grape? It found out the grape was raisin’ trouble.
5. Why don’t cherries like to play cards? They always cherry-leak their hand.
6. How does a cherry say “hello” in French? “Bonjour! Cherry bien.”
7. What do you call a cherry that’s gone bad? A decomposi-cherry.
8. Why did the cherry tree go on a diet? It wanted to be a little slimmer-ootie.
9. What did the cherry say when it crossed the road? “I’m cherry-okey!”

10. Did you hear about the cherry that went to a dance party? It got pitted on the dance floor.
11. Why did the cherry keep going to school? It wanted to be cherry-educated.
12. How do you know when a cherry is tired? It starts to get a little cherry-lazy.
13. What do you call a cherry that’s always late? A chroni-cherry.
14. Why did the cherry feel left out? All the other fruits were grape-ing.
15. What do you call a cherry that’s seen too much sun? A sun-dried cherry.
16. Why was the cherry always cold? It had a cher-ill.

17. What did the cherry say when it won the lottery? “I’m cherry rich!”
18. Why don’t cherries ever get bored? They always have a cherry on top.
19. How does a cherry stay in shape? It runs a cherry-mile every day.
20. What did the cherry say when it was offered a promotion? “I’ll take it cherry much.”
21. Why don’t cherries ever get lost? They have a strong sense of cherry-orientation.
22. What do you call it when a cherry gets lost? A cher-ror of navigation.
23. Why did the cherry blush? It saw a cherry-cute peach.
24. How does a cherry celebrate Valentine’s Day? With a cherry kiss.

25. Why did the cherry hate going to the dentist? It always got cherry-filling.
26. What did the cherry say when it got a job as a cashier? “I’m cherry-ving up for a rainy day.”
27. How does a cherry stay cool in summer? By staying in the shade.
28. Why did the cherry refuse to share its toys? It was being cherry-sh.
29. What did the cherry say when it joined a gym? “Time to cherry-pick my workout routine.”
30. Why did the cherry join a band? It wanted to become a cherry-tarist.
31. What did the cherry say to the orange? “You’re quite a citrus-ation, aren’t you?”
32. Why was the cherry always grumpy? It had a bit of a cherry-temper.

33. How does a cherry become a musical genius? By listening to cherry-chords all day.
34. Why did the cherry always dress so fancy? It wanted to be a cherry-blossom.
35. What did the cherry say when it saw a lemon roller-skating? “That’s a pretty sour move.”
36. Why did the cherry get in trouble with the principal? It was caught cherry-picking.
37. How does a cherry feel after a long workout? Cherry-sore.
38. What did the cherry say to the blueberry? “You’re berry sweet.”
39. Why was the cherry always so quiet? It had a bit of a cherry-shy personality.

40. Why did the cherry get cold? Because it left its coat in the juice box!

41. Why did the cherry get kicked out of the park? It was caught cherry-picking.
42. What did the cherry say when it found its soulmate? “I’ve finally met my cherry-ful.”
43. How does a cherry feel after a long day at work? Cherry-dead-tired.
44. Why did the cherry cross the road? To get to the other pie.
45. What did the cherry say when it got a new car? “Looks like I’m driving a cherry-mobile.”
46. How does a cherry tree spring clean? It cherry-washes all its leaves.
47. Why did the cherry go to the doctor’s office? It was feeling stem-ish.
48. What did the cherry say when it saw a bee? “Hey, honey!”
49. How does a cherry stay up-to-date? It reads all the latest cherry-papers.
50. Why did the cherry get a job as a detective? It wanted to cherry-solve crimes.

I hope you enjoyed these 50 cherry jokes! Remember, a good laugh is always healthy, and cherries are a delicious fruit that can be enjoyed in many different ways. Don’t hesitate to share these jokes with your friends and family to brighten up their day. If you have any other questions or requests, feel free to ask!